Article for Debate: Grocery Shopping
Items in Red are in contention, and require discussion and approval.
We, the Men, do hereby declare that in the case of two or more Men shopping for groceries as a team or independently, a cart or basket shall not be used communally unless a distance of no less than 5 feet is maintained at all times between the designated cart driver and the “away team.” Every effort must be made to “Lay Up” or “Slam Dunk” items into the cart, and speed and efficiency must be maintained throughout the mission.
Mandated Exceptions
- Close family are exempted from this rule, particularly if sharing a residence.
If said other male is a family member this rule should not be considered law– consider family member exception as an appendix
article updated.
Me, my brother and my buddy since school live in a 6 bedroom house for university. We shop with a single trolley (cart for youse American folk). If you’re worrying about whether this is gay or not then you need to man up.
Guys, a big part of being a man is not giving a flying f*ck what people think. That is power. That is confidence. That is being a man.
So do you guys buy tampons together?