Articles for Debate: Vegetarianism
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We, the Men, do hereby declare that no Man shall consider himself a vegetarian, vegan, pescatarian, or ovo-lacto vegetarian, unless he declares it once and adheres to it for life. No man over the height of 6’6” is allowed to be a vegetarian.
Bear Grylls is one notable exception to this rule.
He is a tough little bastard. He could probably sustain himself in my backyard for like 6 weeks, not including digging out of the compost pile.
However, even _IF_ the are a vegan/vegitarian/etc-atarian it is still required that all their male friends attempt to tempt them for life with bacon, remind them that they used to love bacon, and comment on their cooking by saying, “Wow, this is really great, no really, I’m quite surprised - are you sure this is [fillintheblank]atarin?. You know I bet this would be really good with bacon.”