Article for Debate: Ascot Ties
Items in Red are in contention, and require discussion and approval.
We, the Men, do hereby declare that no Man under the age of 65 shall wear an Ascot Tie for any purpose other than Comedy and/or Impersonation.*
*acceptable impersonations include: Don Knotts, Cary Grant, Somerset Maugham, Fred from Scooby Doo, and Vincent Price.
