Article for Debate: Camping Wussies
Items in Red are in contention, and require discussion and approval.
We, the Men, do hereby declare that no Man shall sleep in the Car when camping. Failure to successfully install and implement the tent is not grounds for exception. Fear of ghosts, wild animals, the blair witch, or similar is not grounds for exception.
Mandated Exceptions
- The Car is the Man’s primary place of residence*
- An actual predator is not merely heard, or thought to be heard, or feared to be thought to be heard, but has actually been spotted, in plain sight, by more than one person.
* Hippies, Hobos, Post-Apocalyptic Scenarios
