Article for Debate: Pants and You
Items in Red are in contention, and require discussion and approval.
We, the Men, do hereby declare that a Man should be able to purchase himself a pair of pants without having to try them on, without a second opinion, and without asking if they make his butt look big. The purchase of a pair of serviceable trousers should not not require extensive browsing, nor should it take more than 2 stores to find the necessary item and leave.
Mandated exceptions:
- A Man in a relationship may choose to use the dressing room for the luxury of striding around the fitting room in his drawers while his Wife/Girlfriend runs around finding him the perfect size(Not because his S.O. dresses him.)
- If the dressing room is used, ample usage of the mirrors should be made while in the process of trying on for posing like a Rockstar, making obscene gestures, and general monkey business.
