Fully Ratified Declarations of Man

These Man Laws have passed through the rigorous channels of due Man process, and are hereby declared to be just and applicable to all Men. Any Man found to be in breach of these Articles, shall be subject to ridicule and may be upheld for judgment by a court of his Man peers, to convene in a place of the peer’s choosing, preferably in a bar, at a sporting event, or similar public forum, to better dispense justice to the full humiliating extent of the law.