Common Accepted Clauses, Stipulations, & Referents
As the Articles of Men are defined in a finite and acceptable manner, commonly accepted terminology will be added to this document in the interest of clarity and the edification of all.
The James Bond Clause
When in doubt in regards to matters of style, intrigue, gambling, driving, or casual dating, a Man may ask himself “What would James Bond do?”
Comedy and You: The Stipulations
The limits of acceptable comedy can be stretched to the breaking point when a Man is faced with the twin adversaries: Ladies and Alcohol.
Wing Man
A Man who has sworn to uphold the Articles of Man, and has accepted the task of coming to a Man’s aid when called upon to arbitrate, officiate, and advance in general, the cause of a Man who is attempting to form a relational bond with a Lady.
Chuck Norris
see: Manly References The embodiment of Strength, Power, and Frontier Justice.
Macgyver
see: Manly References The embodiment of Problem-Solving, Resourcefulness, and Patron Saint of Duct Tape
