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Article for Debate: Car Repair
Items in Red are in contention, and require discussion and approval.
We, the Men, do hereby declare that a Man should be able to recognize and diagnose most common car problems (or motorcycle as the case may be). Should he be at a loss for solving an automobile dilemma, he should call a summit at his home of reliable Men who will proceed to stand around the car, with crossed arms, peering under the hood, while nodding and frowning simultaneously while each in turn explains the issue and strategies of repair. They will then consume beer and discourse at length about the nature of the problem, pros and cons of various makes and models of cars, and eventually the conversation will devolve into sports. Should the car require a professional opinion, every attempt will be made to get the car to a state where it can limp to the garage on its own. In no case shall a tow truck be called.
Mandated Exceptions
- It is impermissible to admit defeat.
- No exception will be made for weather conditions.
