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Article for Debate: I Only Know Three Chords!
Items in Red are in contention, and require discussion and approval.
We, the Men, do hereby declare that a Man should be able to pick up a guitar and play at least one song. Considering that most modern rock music relies on at most 3 chords, and thanks to the magic of barre chords, this task need not be particularly burdensome. Air Guitar, Guitar Hero, and Rock Band are in absolutely no way an acceptable substitute for an actual skill.
Mandated Exceptions
A Man can make up for a lack in guitar ability through acquisition of a basic level of knowledge in one of the following entertainment fields:
- Beatboxing
- Drumming
- Bass Guitar Riffing
- Breakdancing
- Singing, Rapping, Spoken Word, or Impersonation
Every effort should be made to attain at minimum a Comedic Understanding of one of these skills, for the purpose of entertainment, peer humiliation, and gaining the attention of The Ladies.
