drinking
Ratified Article: Near Beer
Items in Red are in contention, and require discussion and approval.
We, the Men, do hereby declare that no Man shall publicly consume Light* or Non-Alcoholic Beer excepting medical condition, designated driver status, or wing-man status in extremis.
Mandated Exceptions
- Members of the Military, Police Force, Firefighters, Airline Pilots, and Boat Captains are exempted from this rule regardless of duty roster**.
- Recovering alcoholics or a Man hanging out with a Man in a recovery program is exempted.
*Prolonged exposure to N/A Beer may cause even the most Mantastic Man to develop a “taste” for it, much like “diet” soda.
**Relatively speaking, light beer saves you 30-50 calories per serving, aka: a box of tic-tacs. Go you, you schmuck.
