fanny pack
Article for Debate: The Fanny Pack
Items in Red are in contention, and require discussion and approval.
We, the Men, do hereby declare that no Man under the age of 50 shall wear a fanny pack or carry a man-purse/murse.
Mandated Exceptions
Exception shall be made if said murse or fannypack contains:
- A gun
- A Knife over 3″ in length
Exception shall be made for Men in the following careers:
- Medical Technician
- Professional Sports Photographer
- Animal Trainer
- Big Cats
- Attack Dogs
- Gators
- International Courier
- Gentleman Adventurer
- Archeologist/Treasure Hunter
- Nudists
