Articles Of Men

Ratified Article: The Terminator

We, the Men, do hereby declare that all Men shall accept as his sacred duty, the extermination and removal of any and all bugs and pests from the Home, and removal of any and all dead animals from the Home, regardless of origin or circumstance.

Mandated Exceptions

• A team effort may be required for efficacious removal of bodily pests such as Lice, Scabies, Chiggers, Leeches, and Screw-worms

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