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Article for Debate: Band-Aids
Items in Red are in contention, and require discussion and approval.
We, the Men, do hereby declare that no man shall wear a bandage or band-aid unless physically necessary to stop bleeding, prevent infection, or as required by a medical professional. Black eyes, bruises, road rash, minor gashes or cuts shall be held in high esteem unless inflicted in a humorous fashion, in which case the Man in question shall be required to repeat the story for his peers on demand for a period of not less than 6 months after date of accident or 4 months from complete healing from said wound, whichever is longer.
Mandated Exceptions
Exception shall be made for:
- Blood, Plasma, or Marrow Donation
- Superhero Band-Aids worn visibly over qualifying wound.
- Band Aid worn to illicit sympathy or favor in pursuit of a Woman.
