road trip
Ratified Article: Tossing the Salad
Items in Red are in contention, and require discussion and approval.
We, the Men, do hereby declare that no Man shall purchase for public consumption a Salad in lieu of a protein-based entree.
Mandated Exceptions
- Vegans forced to eat at McDonald’s when on a road trip.
- Any Man featured on “The Biggest Loser” or similar TV Special will be exempted for the duration of his TV mandated diet.
