shopping
Shopping
Items in Red are in contention, and require discussion and approval.
We, the Men, do hereby declare that no group of 2 or more Men shall shop together for the sole purpose of Amusement or to “Pass the Time.”
Below is the list of acceptable Man shopping items:
Mandated Exceptions
- Firearms
- Powertools
- Alcohol
- U-Pull-It Car Parts
- Computer Parts
- Records
- Cars in Classified Ad requiring an expert opinion
Article for Debate: Pants and You
Items in Red are in contention, and require discussion and approval.
We, the Men, do hereby declare that a Man should be able to purchase himself a pair of pants without having to try them on, without a second opinion, and without asking if they make his butt look big. The purchase of a pair of serviceable trousers should not not require extensive browsing, nor should it take more than 2 stores to find the necessary item and leave.
Mandated exceptions:
- A Man in a relationship may choose to use the dressing room for the luxury of striding around the fitting room in his drawers while his Wife/Girlfriend runs around finding him the perfect size(Not because his S.O. dresses him.)
- If the dressing room is used, ample usage of the mirrors should be made while in the process of trying on for posing like a Rockstar, making obscene gestures, and general monkey business.
Article for Debate: Grocery Shopping
Items in Red are in contention, and require discussion and approval.
We, the Men, do hereby declare that in the case of two or more Men shopping for groceries as a team or independently, a cart or basket shall not be used communally unless a distance of no less than 5 feet is maintained at all times between the designated cart driver and the “away team.” Every effort must be made to “Lay Up” or “Slam Dunk” items into the cart, and speed and efficiency must be maintained throughout the mission.
Mandated Exceptions
- Close family are exempted from this rule, particularly if sharing a residence.
