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Articles for Debate: Vegetarianism

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We, the Men, do hereby declare that no Man shall consider himself a vegetarian, vegan, pescatarian, or ovo-lacto vegetarian, unless he declares it once and adheres to it for life. No man over the height of 6’6” is allowed to be a vegetarian.

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Thursday, January 29th, 2009 1 - Floor Discussion 3 Comments

Ratified Article: Tossing the Salad

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articlesofmen - Salad is for chicks.We, the Men, do hereby declare that no Man shall purchase for public consumption a Salad in lieu of a protein-based entree.

Mandated Exceptions

  • Vegans forced to eat at McDonald’s when on a road trip.
  • Any Man featured on “The Biggest Loser” or similar TV Special will be exempted for the duration of his TV mandated diet.
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Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 3a - Ratified Article No Comments
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